Dwight, Jim, Pam, Andy, Angela
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Season 9
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Season 9, Episode 1
225 quotes, 23 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"How was my summer? It was pretty mixed. I invented a new power drink made out of beet runoff. Mmm, mmm! So that's really good. But I got some disappointing medical news."Open episode
Season 9, Episode 2
296 quotes, 20 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"[spinning a new 'chore wheel... while everyone claps] Okay, that's what I'm talking about! Big money, big money! [wheel stops on 'mug duty..., disappointed] Mug duty?"Open episode
Season 9, Episode 3
243 quotes, 18 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Uh, Wellington systems? Sold them 10 cases of 24-pound letter stock. Or, were you talking about Krieger-Murphy? Because I didn't close that one yet, but I'm hoping I've got a voicemail from Paul Krieger waiting for me."Open episode
Season 9, Episode 4
316 quotes, 22 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"[Reading from computer] 'Statistical correlations exist between EMF radiation and various health hazards. But mainstream studies are inconclusive!... That means you can't make me do squat."Open episode
Season 9, Episode 5
292 quotes, 26 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"A jitterbug. [giggles] You guys look great! Just a reminder. The party is right after lunch, so make sure you get all your work done before that or throw it out. Any questions?"Open episode
Season 9, Episode 6
283 quotes, 20 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Kevin, listen to me. I'm in love with the Senator. And I need time to sort this out in a responsible matter so I need your help in keeping it a secret because this means the world to me. Ok?"Open episode
Season 9, Episode 7
294 quotes, 25 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Yeah, it was. That's okay though. I got this cool desalinator device. It sucks up sea water through this hose and pumps out fresh water. See, check it out. Ow!"Open episode
Season 9, Episode 8
322 quotes, 20 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"It's the stupid thermostat! That thing is a catastrophe. So I'm gonna, um, on your suggestion, get someone to fix it. I'll just go downstairs."Open episode
Season 9, Episode 9
287 quotes, 15 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Mini-Cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes, which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?"Open episode
Season 9, Episode 10
253 quotes, 21 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Whatever. It's not a big deal. You know I always tell my three year old, if this is the worst thing that's gonna happen...[Jim bites his lip again] You gotta be kidding me! Ok! Pam! That's it, I'm going home!"Open episode
Season 9, Episode 11
268 quotes, 25 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis? Like all human beings? We all have ears. [back to Jim] See what you leave me with here, Jim?"Open episode
Season 9, Episode 12
283 quotes, 34 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"The Dunder Code! I completely forgot about that prank. That had to be like six or seven years ago. Stayed late every night for a month. Had a lot more free time back then."Open episode
Season 9, Episode 13
279 quotes, 26 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"You know what? You're gonna get your interview, okay? I know that you're going head-to-head against some real superstars, but you got a really good chance."Open episode
Season 9, Episode 14
260 quotes, 25 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"[exiting Darryl's office] Ha, ha, ha! Darryl, you are too much! [to Phyllis] That guy's hilarious. He's here today. [giant teddy bear is viewed in Darryl's office]"Open episode
Season 9, Episode 15
260 quotes, 21 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"My boyfriend does look like a pretty girl, doesn't he? Yes, a very little pretty girl. And you know what, now that you are developing, we should go and get you a training bra. [both laugh at Clark]"Open episode
Season 9, Episode 16
501 quotes, 27 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Oscar says 'hi... all the time. He says all kinds of greetings. 'Hi... 'Hello... 'Hola... You're telling me you've never heard Oscar say 'hi...?"Open episode
Season 9, Episode 17
219 quotes, 25 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"I didn't really see a better parking spot. [drives into the dug grave] Whoa! Look what I did. It's a rental. [Dwight approaches and hugs him] You wanna go in? [both attempt to put the other in the dug grave]"Open episode
Season 9, Episode 18
318 quotes, 29 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"You can have this back at the end of the day. [cut to Andy listening to the iPod and looking aroused, water is dumped on him] Oh!!"Open episode
Season 9, Episode 19
273 quotes, 25 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Now that this documentary is coming out, my days at Dunder Mifflin are probably limited. And you know what? Good. Because this is not what I wanted to do with my life. I wanted to be my generation's Lisa Loeb."Open episode
Season 9, Episode 20
234 quotes, 26 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Oh yeah. Alright, get over here. I am so freaked out by things going into eyes. I just- wow. [moves to lift Toby's eye patch] Uggggh! I can't even, I'm so freaked out by that, just go. Go go go go go."Open episode
Season 9, Episode 21
382 quotes, 20 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Tell me about it, you know? I've been trying to act and manage this branch. Half the time I don't know if I'm wearing my stage makeup or my work makeup."Open episode
Season 9, Episode 22
501 quotes, 33 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Let's not get crazy and ruin our no-nonsense streak, all right? So, for instance, if you're expecting a fax today, please don't yell out, 'Michael J. Fax from Fax to the Future.... Ok? That's nonsense."Open episode
Season 9, Episode 23
522 quotes, 55 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"[on the phone] Years ago, the senator promised a left turn lane by the Arby's. So I wanna know where in the name of horsey sauce is it? Well, yeah, you'hold on."Open episode