Michael, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Andy
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Season 7
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Season 7, Episode 1
240 quotes, 22 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"[Jim quietly takes Dwight's keychain and starts adding keys to it, Pam giggles] Hey, what's so funny over here? Ha. Very nice. Give me my keys. [removes keys and throws them at Jim] Ha. Ha. Not. Funny. Jim."Open episode
Season 7, Episode 2
268 quotes, 20 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Ok, you know what? I made a mistake. I committed corporate punishment. My bad. It's over. It's done. But my punishment is... um... worse than hell."Open episode
Season 7, Episode 3
229 quotes, 18 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"[cheers loudly after cast finishes singing song] That was amazing! That was awesome! I auditioned for this. When did the cast list go up?"Open episode
Season 7, Episode 4
321 quotes, 31 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"[driving past a line of Mexican men looking for work] Hola, hola. Necesito une bueno worker. Tu esporte! Come on! [man walks away] Que? QUE?"Open episode
Season 7, Episode 5
390 quotes, 21 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"[reading Cornell magazine] Whoa. Libby Dirketts got married. Big Red mazel tov to the Libster. Ooh, says here Dan Becker fell off the side of Kilimanjaro in a climbing accident. It appears Dan's Sherpa survived to tell the tale-Oh, my God!"Open episode
Season 7, Episode 6
284 quotes, 21 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug, and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?"Open episode
Season 7, Episode 7
286 quotes, 38 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Uh-huh. Right. And ruin their cloaks? Do you have any idea how expensive wool is in Transylvania? [looks at camera] 'Cause of the euro."Open episode
Season 7, Episode 8
278 quotes, 19 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Dwight! Sign please. I don't have time for parties I don't have time for TV shows. Stanley! What time is that thing I have to do?"Open episode
Season 7, Episode 9
307 quotes, 27 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"So, uh... [notices a kid walking on a bale of hay] Excuse me, get off of there! Those are show bales, not play bales."Open episode
Season 7, Episode 10
310 quotes, 21 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"They used to make stuff in America, Andy. But we're falling behind, did you know that? China is a sleeping dragon that is just beginning to stir."Open episode
Season 7, Episode 11
598 quotes, 27 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Oh, I got it, you guys, how 'bout this. Michael, what if all the boys are on one side, all the girls are on the other. The boys are like, 'why I oughta', and the girls are like, 'let's go shopping!'."Open episode
Season 7, Episode 12
319 quotes, 23 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"What are you going to do now? Are you going to make fun of our leader's weird voice? Huh? [mimicking the leader's voice] Dwight, don't be bothered by the [mumbles]. Over the line, Jim."Open episode
Season 7, Episode 13
284 quotes, 26 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"You know what might be kind of fun? I was thinking, you know Andy is having a seminar today? What if we went in as a greek couple? Mikanos and..."Open episode
Season 7, Episode 14
310 quotes, 28 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Ok fine, you know what, this actually isn't amicable at all and we actually do need people to take sides. Who is on my side?"Open episode
Season 7, Episode 15
352 quotes, 23 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Since when is comfort the most important thing? I mean, I don't... I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt."Open episode
Season 7, Episode 16
72 quotes, 14 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Guys! Guys. Did you guys know that our own Michael Scott has made a movie, and that he maybe will let us watch it, but only if everybody's dying to see it."Open episode
Season 7, Episode 17
313 quotes, 19 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"It was the best of times, it was the awesomest of times. And now Packer wants to come home. And ohh, look who's here to sign off on it! My boo, Holly."Open episode
Season 7, Episode 18
290 quotes, 20 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Hey you know what? I've got gas all over my hands and my shoes. Would you light it? Would you do the honors please?"Open episode
Season 7, Episode 19
244 quotes, 22 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Ok, everyone, as you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for it's own sake. So, without further ado, let's start clapping! Presenting Deangelo Vickers!"Open episode
Season 7, Episode 20
262 quotes, 26 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"It is six a.m. [DeAngelo yawns] and we are about to go house to house to give everyone their Dundie Nomination Certificates. Just like the Oscars!"Open episode
Season 7, Episode 21
329 quotes, 25 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"I don't own Dunder Mifflin, okay? [Dwight scoffs] The job was not mine to give. [sighs] Look, I need your advice on something. I am told that there are bears in the Rockies."Open episode
Season 7, Episode 22
265 quotes, 16 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"I don't care what your favorite flavor is. Here's a bowl of ice cream. You either like it or you don't. [Andy nods] That's my attitude right now in this room, that's my attitude on Ice Cream Thursdays. Alright? Clear? Any questions?"Open episode
Season 7, Episode 23
257 quotes, 24 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Wait, wait. All in favor of the knapsack filled with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio in case he wakes up post-apocalypse? [Dwight raises his hand]"Open episode
Season 7, Episode 24
494 quotes, 35 speakers, 0 deleted lines.
"Do I love being manager?... I love my kids. I love real estate. [slowly getting more excited] I love ceramics. I love my job. I-I love wrestling."Open episode