Michael, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Jan
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Season 2
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Season 2, Episode 1
400 quotes, 23 speakers, 121 deleted lines.
"So why don't I take you on a tour of past Dundie winners. We got Fat Jim Halpert here. Jim, why don't you show of your Dundies to the camera?"Open episode
Season 2, Episode 2
322 quotes, 26 speakers, 39 deleted lines.
"Are you kidding? Everyone knows why! You don't know? Okay, check this out. Al lright. So here's the story. So Randall is nailing his secretary, right? And she is totally incompetent."Open episode
Season 2, Episode 3
403 quotes, 17 speakers, 116 deleted lines.
"Oh, how are you? Nice to meet you, Bill. Bill. Mr. Bill. OHHH NOOO. MR. BILL. OHHH! SNL? When they pull him apart? He'd always get rolled over by something."Open episode
Season 2, Episode 4
385 quotes, 17 speakers, 66 deleted lines.
"Breathe through your nose. Remove your stockings. Okay? They'll melt right into your flesh! Stay below the smoke line. Let's go! Clear out, stat! STAT MEANS NOW!"Open episode
Season 2, Episode 5
355 quotes, 21 speakers, 79 deleted lines.
"No. Or a woman. A human life. If you had to guess, who it would be based on their job performance... and who you think deserved to be fired - who would that be?"Open episode
Season 2, Episode 6
329 quotes, 16 speakers, 51 deleted lines.
"No, it's not that. Um, I was just wondering, since I'm probably going to have to stay late, could you ask Dwight to stay late too so he can walk me to my car?"Open episode
Season 2, Episode 7
306 quotes, 18 speakers, 52 deleted lines.
"Oh my God, I win! Ok, it was a minor league hockey game. He brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom, the game ended and they forgot about me."Open episode
Season 2, Episode 8
401 quotes, 14 speakers, 117 deleted lines.
"Do you even know what this is? It is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life. Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts."Open episode
Season 2, Episode 9
408 quotes, 22 speakers, 133 deleted lines.
"Dwight, nothing is going to happen to me, ok? I'm in the best shape of my life. Look at this. [flexes his arms] Brrr! That's strong!"Open episode
Season 2, Episode 10
343 quotes, 22 speakers, 51 deleted lines.
"[holds up the piece of tree he just cut off with a paper cutter] Well, sort of. Why did you get it so big?"Open episode
Season 2, Episode 11
342 quotes, 20 speakers, 94 deleted lines.
"This is not just another party. This is a leadership training exercise. Right? I'm going to combine elements of fun and motivation and education into a single mind-blowing experience."Open episode
Season 2, Episode 12
409 quotes, 18 speakers, 48 deleted lines.
"Can I have everyone's attention please? Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, who's supposed to be dead, can I ask you all a question? Do you all know what it's like to be disabled? Oscar?"Open episode
Season 2, Episode 13
312 quotes, 16 speakers, 50 deleted lines.
"Remember that thing I told you on the booze cruise about Pam? That... was... personal so if we can just keep that between you and me. That would be great."Open episode
Season 2, Episode 14
341 quotes, 22 speakers, 65 deleted lines.
"[on phone] Excuse me one second, please. [to Michael] What is it that you need right now that you can't wait until I'm off the phone with a customer?"Open episode
Season 2, Episode 15
310 quotes, 22 speakers, 29 deleted lines.
"Hold... Just hear me out. What is more important than Quality? E-Quality. Now studies show that today's woman, the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her, is at a crossroads..."Open episode
Season 2, Episode 16
250 quotes, 22 speakers, 46 deleted lines.
"[opens box and reads card] Happy Valentine's Day. [pulls out bobble head] It's me. I'm the bobble head. Yes! [Angela smirks in background] Ahh!"Open episode
Season 2, Episode 17
263 quotes, 17 speakers, 43 deleted lines.
"Give it to me. Phyllis, give me the ball. Ok, give me the ball. Give me, you guys... Creed give me the ball! Right now give it to me."Open episode
Season 2, Episode 18
327 quotes, 28 speakers, 60 deleted lines.
"Oh, yes, hello, how are you? Good to see you. Wow, you've really grown up. You know what? Don't mind me saying so, she is turning into a stone cold fox. Better keep the... frat boys away from her."Open episode
Season 2, Episode 19
273 quotes, 19 speakers, 23 deleted lines.
"Today is my B-day, and people around here just go crazy for it. I don't know why. Oh! Fun fact. I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I have a"Open episode
Season 2, Episode 20
297 quotes, 22 speakers, 84 deleted lines.
"Let's go over some of the symptoms of marijuana use, shall we? You tell me who this sounds like: slow moving, inattentive, dull, constantly snacking, shows a lack of motivation."Open episode
Season 2, Episode 21
305 quotes, 19 speakers, 48 deleted lines.
"It's like child abuse. I say, if Jesus saw that, he'd freak out! He'd freak out, Toby! I mean on some levels... it's... and I'm supposed to work there. I'm supposed..."Open episode
Season 2, Episode 22
411 quotes, 24 speakers, 26 deleted lines.
"[scoffs] That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh... Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone! Attention in the office, please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead."Open episode